Wednesday, September 30, 2009

The great Flavia Pennetta! Love Love Love Love




I began to see Flavia pavs like Cnote sees her. Loving her na! hahaha! I can watch this video over and over again!

Script here:

Flavia, but you are of those who grunted?
"No, not so much."
Make us feel like
"Ahhh."
Who is the most exaggerated grugnitrice circuit?
"Sharapova.
And how?
"Aaaaaah.
But you are tennis players or porn star?
"Tennis".
A more serious note. How did you put in the world rankings?
"Number 10".
When you win the Grand Slam?
"Hopefully soon."
Which Italian tennis player has done better than you do in history?
"None."
But what have you more of the male tennis players?
"We are more determined."
Because a male tennis player is not at the top of the charts for a long time?
"Because I'm not very conclusive."
Have you ever been with a tennis player?
"Yes."
Who is?
"Carlos Moya."
You and Moya during tournaments separate rooms or in common?
"In common.
Free sex or abstinence?
Free.
I mean well with others?
"No".
So too were doing the double?
"Sometimes ... No, no."
You and Moya were still together?
"No".
Who left whom?
"He has left me."
Why is it over?
"Because you love with another."
Today you're engaged?
"No".
How much profit?
"Enough."
Beautiful, rich, powerful and famous. Can not you find someone?
"I do not want."
Make a call to a prince.
"Guys I'm here."
How many tennis players have tried with you?
"Three or four".
Last?
"A Brazilian".
And you said yes?
"No, I said no.
Why
was not my type.
" As you told him?
"It does not seem the appropriate moment."
Who is the most beautiful tennis player?
"Tomi Haas.
And a Bottarelli would you give it to him?
"No, but Safin yes.
And would you give it to him a Bottarelli Federer?
"No".
And Nadal?
"No".
And Del Potro?
"No".
And Yannick Noah?
"No".
But have you thought?
"No, I looked for a moment. I imagined him and I say no. "
And a Bottarelli Sharapova?
"Absolutely, no."
A (female) tennis player has ever tried to you?
"No, never."
Not even Navratilova?
"Absolutely not."
There are many tennis players gay?
"Yes."
We return to the grunts. Why many female tennis players grunted?
Why is a way to blow off steam and relax I guess. "
Let me hear your little scream when needed.
"HHH".
Hit the starboard
"I breath more than anything else, then I fffffff. The Vole "mmhh.
Let us hear your grunt to bed
"But my mother sees !!!".
Never posed nude for a calendar?
"No". Then do it for the "Reservoir Dogs". Let us see a January sexy. Posing A horny April. Posing a hot August. Posing a December surprise. Posing. The thing you do best in tennis?
"The other side.
In the kitchen?
"The pasta and sauce.
The wheel?
"Parking".
At home?
"Sleep."
In the disco?
"Wink."
In bed?
"Come on, however ste questions ..."
I've never done in a locker room?
"Yes."
The lineup of the arbitrator?
"No".
On clay?
"No".
On concrete?
"Yes."
That camp was?
"A field ... the three".
Grass?
"Yes."
The strangest place where you do it?
"On the plane, if long."
Who was the strongest tennis player in the world?
"The Seles was the stronger."
And today?
"The Williams if they train are the strongest."
Between you and the Williams sisters, who is the richest?
"They".
And the most beautiful?
"I".
And the most famous?
"They".
And the fattest?
"They".
The most pissed off?
"They".
The most horny?
"I".
Why you always lose to Serena Williams?
"It's an animal in comparison to me."
At what age did you start playing?
"4 years".
How many hours do you train?
"4 or 5.
Where do you train?
"Barcelona."
There is dopping in tennis?
"I think so."
Why do some tennis players snort cocaine?
"For fun".
Have you ever sniffed?
"No".
Who is the most beautiful tennis circuit?
"The Kurnicova who does not play anymore."
More beautiful you or Kurnicova?
"Kurnicova.
More beautiful you or Wozniacki?
"I".
More beautiful you or Sharapova?
"I".
Most beautiful you or Schiavone?
"It's a beautiful struggle."

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Coron Adventure




As usual, bumabagyo na naman ang aking beach adventure.(wala ng nago dun)
Sept 25 - flight was cancelled due to heavy rain. Been at the NAIA3 for more than 10 hours! Highway robbery again...
Sept 26 - Island hopping!
Sept 27 - Lucky we were able to arrive at Manila!

Monday, September 28, 2009

Sayonara Ai

I just want to post this...kahit na Im not a big fan of Ai. I came to like her because of Dani. Both of them are great double partners and she helped Dani a lot. Today, Ai Sugiyama said goodbye to tennis and the sad part she retired on her game while playing Nadia. Seeing the pictures of Ai made me sad especially seeing Dani. Tpos Gravity pa by Luna Sea pa yung tugtog sa itunes ko! Nakakaiyak! whaha!


Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Guess who's back...back again...

Justine's back tell a friend! Yey! My all time favorite tennis player is back! Justine Henin!!! I feel like receiving an early Christmas or Bday gift because of this news. You all know that tennis can make my day miserable or happy at the same time, and now Im super duper happy!!! I can still remember last year when I posted on this blog that Justine Henin has retired and how I looked for an alternative WTA player to cheer and give me reason to stay watching tennis(which is Ana Ivanovic btw.) After 16 months she's finally and officially will be back on professional tennis! I know its only September but I am looking forward now to Australian Open 2010. Today I am reading a lot of articles about Juju some are good, some are bad, but I don't care, I am happy. I told myself never to expect big on Juju when she will play, but I know deep inside I wanted her to win immediately. The only sad thing is my aunt is not around anymore to cheer on Juju. She's one of Juju's biggest fan also. I will miss our bonding moment when watching Roland Garros and cheering Allez for Juju. For now I 'll have to look inside my closet for the red adidas tshirt same as Juju always wear and see if it still fits me. Yeah that's my cheering tshirt for her.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

SWOON - Music Fan Video




Due to mommy di(diana canong)'s demand. as in super duper demand! Napaka demanding! I'll post the video that the Digbyholics made. I am included on the video picture! :-) cool no?